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"Oh, good. Childishness. That's exactly what we were missing here." Loki considered and dismissed several annoying possible pranks involving ice water, salt and pepper shakers, and the utility of forks as stabbing weapons. Had anyone else known, he'd have just said that Stark had already filled the childishness quota. In reality, messing with the man's food or physical well-being now would only result in Thor sad faces. Those were annoying.