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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I really get the sense you're getting at something.

[st_arkintern]

You're a curmudgeon.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

That's very hurtful, Peter.

[st_arkintern]

It's true.

What kind of person doesn't want to get dressed up for Halloween?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I don't get the fixation but you sound committed to the idea.

Fine.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, I'm committed! It's the only day of the year where you can wear a costume and not have people look all weird at you for it!

I want to dress up as something other than Spider-Man for a change!

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

If you had a nanoparticle suit you could dress up as whatever you wanted.

Just imagine.

[st_arkintern]

Maybe if someone made me one, I could!

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Maybe some curmudgeonly fun-hating freak of nature already has.

[st_arkintern]

Well, he didn't bring it with him.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yeah guess I'll just have to enjoy this awesome bleeding edge feat of human innovation completely alone. The sadness becomes me.

[st_arkintern]

Ha ha, very funny.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

See? I can be funny.

Anyway, I know what I'll be for Halloween.

[st_arkintern]

What's that?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Spider-Man.

[st_arkintern]

Guess that means I'm dressing up as Tony Stark!

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Tony Stark or Iron Man? Two different costume requirements depending.

[st_arkintern]

Tony Stark. I already have the tight pants and a sharpie for my goatee.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Tint some glasses and you're golden.

Oh, and walk around with a shot of apple juice on the rocks.

[st_arkintern]

I have drank before.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Then let it ferment.

[st_arkintern]

😐

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Don't make that face.

Next time we get together I'll make you my Boubon Old Fashioned. Classic.

[st_arkintern]

Really?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

My first love, aged in a fine oak casket. I was thinking we'd wait until your birthday, but now that it's out there...