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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yeah guess I'll just have to enjoy this awesome bleeding edge feat of human innovation completely alone. The sadness becomes me.

[st_arkintern]

Ha ha, very funny.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

See? I can be funny.

Anyway, I know what I'll be for Halloween.

[st_arkintern]

What's that?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Spider-Man.

[st_arkintern]

Guess that means I'm dressing up as Tony Stark!

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Tony Stark or Iron Man? Two different costume requirements depending.

[st_arkintern]

Tony Stark. I already have the tight pants and a sharpie for my goatee.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Tint some glasses and you're golden.

Oh, and walk around with a shot of apple juice on the rocks.

[st_arkintern]

I have drank before.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Then let it ferment.

[st_arkintern]

😐

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Don't make that face.

Next time we get together I'll make you my Boubon Old Fashioned. Classic.

[st_arkintern]

Really?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

My first love, aged in a fine oak casket. I was thinking we'd wait until your birthday, but now that it's out there...

[st_arkintern]

When are we going to drink together?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

You've got some free time and I've got the spirits. Whenever we want to.

[st_arkintern]

How about next weekend? Saturday?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Next Saturday. Look forward to it.