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[st_ormbreaker]

Having meddled in my friend's love affair with this other party, I feel emotionally invested in and partially responsible for this friend's dismal state.

I fear that this friend won't confront his would-be lover or the individual who kissed him specifically because he's a nice guy.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Nice guy or doormat?

Are they committed?

[st_ormbreaker]

Nice guy. Like some sort of knight out of a human child's storybook.

I'm not actually sure.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

A knight out of a storybook you say.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Interesting.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Well if they're not committed then your knight friend doesn't have much of a leg to stand on.

[st_ormbreaker]

Tony, have you ever had your heart broken?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Literally and metaphorically.

[st_ormbreaker]

?

[st_ormbreaker]

Oh yes, your arc reactor.

[st_ormbreaker]

I never got the full story there.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It's boring. Far more boring than the little soap opera emerging here.

[st_ormbreaker]

You know, Jane showed me many of your videos on the YouTube already. I asked her about you after we first met.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yeah?

[st_ormbreaker]

You were wild.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Sounds like you found those videos.

[st_ormbreaker]

What videos are those?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

The Burger King press conference. Classic.

[st_ormbreaker]

That was a fun one. I'd like to be in a press conference.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

What would you be announcing, Big Guy?

[st_ormbreaker]

Don't really have much news to share with the people of Earth that they don't know already.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I've got a feeling they'd be happy enough just to see your grinning face.

[st_ormbreaker]

Invite me to your next one, then. You talk, and I will be the eyecandy.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

We could hold one here.

[st_ormbreaker]

What would we announce?