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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Scout's honor.

[st_arkintern]

What was it like the first time you

[st_arkintern]

you know, had sex.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

All things told? Not bad. I was 15, she was 18. We were both college freshman and we clicked. Dated for a few weeks and that was that.

[st_arkintern]

How long did you date before you did it?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

We met a party the same night. Not long.

[st_arkintern]

Oh

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Not that I didn’t date around. Before Pep, my longest SO lasted half a year.

[st_arkintern]

Just half a year?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Candice. We were getting serious.

Then my parents passed and I stopped being serious about much for a long while.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, I kind of get it.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Something on your mind?

[st_arkintern]

I'm pretty sure Liz is ready for it. I'm not sure if I am.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Sex is as planned or as spontaneous as you want it to be. What it isn’t is a race.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, I know. I just don't want to disappoint Liz.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Nerves?

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, I guess. Liz hasn't ever had sex before and I don't want it to be awful, you know?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Neither have you.

Look at it like the both of you discovering something new together, yeah?

[st_arkintern]

I probably wouldn't be so worried if I didn't care about her as much as I do.

I guess it'll happen eventually or it won't.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

That's normal, Pete.

Take it from a vet. Intimacy is 1000000% better with someone you trust. Better to make mistakes with someone who loves you too much to laugh at you.

[st_arkintern]

Has someone laughed at you?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

You start out mediocre before you get good at something, right? A quick wit the ability to improvise helps.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah.

Thanks, Dad.