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[st_ormbreaker]

I put my heart into it. Quill told me what a mixtape means on Earth.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

You make me feel so young.

[st_ormbreaker]

That's a good thing, I hope.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

You make me feel like spring has sprung.

Except it hasn’t. Bring a second blanket. I’m freezing.

[st_ormbreaker]

Two blankets and a decaf coffee. Anything else?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

That’ll do it. How much do I tip?

[st_ormbreaker]

One kiss, please.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

You think I’m cheap or something? At least let me give you that back rub you like.

[st_ormbreaker]

If you are offering, I will not object.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I’ll make it a pre-workout massage since I’m not there for the yoga lately.

[st_ormbreaker]

You still meditating while you're down there?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Namaste all day. You keeping consistent?

[st_ormbreaker]

I am consistently consistent.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

That’s my boy. World’s longest plank pose.

[st_ormbreaker]

Well, we all have to be good at something.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Forget the pretzel twists. I’ll be at rest when I can master the Corpse pose. I do not possess that level of calm.

[st_ormbreaker]

When there's a will, there's a way.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Your hamstrings are looking a bit tight lately. We’ll work on those.

[st_ormbreaker]

Been keeping a close eye on my hamstrings, have you?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

In the name of good form, my man.

[st_ormbreaker]

You're welcome to keep a close hand on them in the name of good form, if you'd like.

[st_ormbreaker]

I've been told my muscles feel as if they were made of Cotati metal fibers.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

That is an endorsement I can get behind. Literally. Be here in 10?

[st_ormbreaker]

See you in 10.