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[st_arkintern]

You know, technically I got some of my sex education from Captain America. There were PSAs for everything.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Asked Cap if he felt proud. I think he does.

[st_arkintern]

Don't tell him, but I seriously started hating them after awhile. I got put in detention for skipping the Decathlon Nationals and I could only listen to about five seconds of it before I walked out.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

That's my boy Well, just don't do it again.

[st_arkintern]

I don't usually get detention.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Good. I'm not above bringing Cap in to do a re-enactment.

[st_arkintern]

I think your son deserves better.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Fine. We can switch it up. I'll have Thor do it.

[st_arkintern]

I seriously can't see him giving PSAs.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

He's fooled you into thinking he's the fun parent. Lectures are totally his thing.

[st_arkintern]

Thor lectures you?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It's an Avengers pastime.

[st_arkintern]

So everyone does it?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Especially when I get detention.

[st_arkintern]

Come on, be serious.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I am. Stay in school.

[st_arkintern]

You're starting to sound like one of those PSAs now.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Is it working?

[st_arkintern]

I already planning on staying school, so it had no effect.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

And college.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, that too. Columbia, maybe.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

We can start practicing your personal statement.

[st_arkintern]

I'm really not looking forward to the SATs. Or the essays.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

We’ll have fun. As much as we can.

[st_arkintern]

So none.