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[st_arkintern]

I don't think him being unavailable would change many people's minds.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Did Cap ever put out a PSA about the dangers of contrarianism?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Just asking.

[st_arkintern]

Very funny, Dad.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

On that topic--wanna know Cap's favorite holiday?

[st_arkintern]

4th of July?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yep.

Indepundance Day.

[st_arkintern]

How long have you been waiting to tell that one?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

What, wanna hear the one about the Liberty Bell? That one might crack you up.

[st_arkintern]

It wasn't what it was cracked up to be!

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Your sense of humor's a dead ringer for my own.

[st_arkintern]

You keep me laughing every chime.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I ever toll-ed you how much I care?

[st_arkintern]

I'm starting to run out of puns.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It’s alright. Iron Man has yet to meet his pun match.

I’ll be by later.

[st_arkintern]

See you then!