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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Sounds dangerous.

[st_ormbreaker]

It is. Just tell her no and insist on it.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

What did you do?

[st_ormbreaker]

First off, before I say anything, you have to know it's Loki's fault.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Go on.

[st_ormbreaker]

Loki told me he would teach me how to lie and he wanted me to lie to someone for practice.

I told a small lie -- something not important -- and it didn't go as well as I expected.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

And I know your explanation isn't a lie because...?

[st_ormbreaker]

I wouldn't admit I was practicing lying if I was practicing lying to you.

[st_ormbreaker]

Loki suggested you, but I told him no, so we landed on Valkyrie instead.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

So I was on the table.

[st_ormbreaker]

I never put you on the table. I vetoed you. Immediately.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Can I at least know how my name was somehow invoked, here?

[st_ormbreaker]

I wanted to try a small lie so I told her I was considering taking your name.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

What's so bad about being Thor Stark?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

...

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Workshop that.

[st_ormbreaker]

It really is the worst. I didn't think she'd agree that it was a good name.

[st_ormbreaker]

Then she said there was no greater way to commemorate my love for you.

Then she said that I'd be cold-hearted for going back on it.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

And I didn't think you'd try and take lessons from King Pants On Fire himself for us to have this conversation, but here we are.

[st_ormbreaker]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Thor.

Darling.

Light of my life.

Your inability to lie to save your life is one of the things I really like about you.

[st_ormbreaker]

:D :D :D

Thank you!

[st_ormbreaker]

I couldn't do Thor Stark, though.

[st_ormbreaker]

Maybe Thor Odinson-Stark? Thor Stark-Odinson?

[st_ormbreaker]

I'm pretty sure my father is disapproving from whereever he is.