"If you tie it right, it won't. Drink your hot chocolate, buddy." Tony stood and patted Thor's arm as he looked him up and down. Count on Value Village for hosting a patchwork of clothes in Thor's size.

Tony gestured at the rink at large. As twilight fell, the golden statue stood resplendent as it lit up the ice. "See him? Greek God Prometheus. Legends say he bestowed the gift of fire and metalwork to human kind. Understandably, I am a fan. Some say he's a, ah, bit of a trickster."