“Dare I ask?” What was it with Asgardians and their reckless stabbing? You hate someone? Stab. You love someone? Stab. Mild annoyance? Stab. Enthusiastic greeting? Stab.

Though, Thor never relished it so much as he tolerated it—or saw it as a game between the two. If he was into it Tony was fairly certain he’d have gotten the hint by now.