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[st_arkintern]

You have to give me 3 to choose from.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

We'll go OG.

Banner/Hulk

Thor

Captain America

Go.

[st_arkintern]

I'm probably going to have to go with the girls here.

Kill Hulk
F Thor
Marry Captain America

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Kill Hulk? Even if he was Dr. Banner at the time?

[st_arkintern]

Can't I kill the Hulk without killing Dr. Banner?

Can anyone even kill the Hulk to begin with?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

No. I couldn't even so much as faze him with armor specifically made to faze him.

All I'm saying is Banner is perfectly good marriage material. But that's me.

[st_arkintern]

What about Thor and Captain America?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

F - Thor

K - Cap. (He'd rise on the third day or something I'm sure)

[st_arkintern]

Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, or Hawkeye?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

F - Black Widow with the knowledge I'd die soon after.

M - Scarlet Witch.

K - Hawkeye. He's a happily married man and I'm left with no other choice.

[st_arkintern]

Hawkeye's married?????

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Oh.

Yeah.

That's a secret.

[st_arkintern]

I won't tell anyone, it's just weird imagining that there's Avengers out there who are married and have kids.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Anyway, as you can see, I am more than mentally equipped to handle a few teenage girls who unreasonably want to tie down a billionaire.

[st_arkintern]

It's probably going to be more than a few girls.

Other-Liz was the only one to mention Spider-Man when they were playing. It made me really happy.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

You'll rise through the FMK ranks in no time, Pete.

[st_arkintern]

I doubt it. One of my classmates thought Spider-Man could be "like 30 or something" and another thought I might be "seriously burned".

Hard for girls to want to marry or... f... a guy they don't know anything about.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

There's a niche for every market.

[st_arkintern]

The market for Spider-Man is pretty small.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Lot of room for growth. That's why I'm investing.

[st_arkintern]

Well, I already have at least one person who I possibly end up married to and another that things are pretty serious with.

I never really thought that was going to happen.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I'm not gonna have to warn you about the dangers of reckless web slinging, am I?

[st_arkintern]

I know how to use a condom, Dad.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Good.

Next up: making The Tender Knob. It's a nice autumn drink.

[st_arkintern]

I really don't know what to say to that drink name.