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2018-11-13 02:55 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
Lot of room for growth. That's why I'm investing.
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2018-11-13 03:02 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
Well, I already have at least one person who I possibly end up married to and another that things are pretty serious with.
I never really thought that was going to happen.
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2018-11-13 03:08 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
I'm not gonna have to warn you about the dangers of reckless web slinging, am I?
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2018-11-13 03:12 am (UTC)
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I know how to use a condom, Dad.
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2018-11-13 03:19 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
Good.
Next up: making The Tender Knob. It's a nice autumn drink.
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2018-11-13 03:23 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
I really don't know what to say to that drink name.
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2018-11-13 03:27 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
Maybe the Mountain Dew Me suits your fancy more.
Or the Dirty Orgasm.
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2018-11-13 03:30 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
No and no.
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2018-11-13 03:33 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
Sex With An Alligator?
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2018-11-13 03:39 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
Okay, now you're making fun of me.
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2018-11-13 03:41 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
Coconut rum, melon liquor, pineapple juice, raspberry liquor, and Jagermeister. It'll rot your teeth off.
What's your preference? Beer? Straight spirits? Wine?
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2018-11-13 03:47 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
I don't really have a preference. It's not like I'm drinking all the time.
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2018-11-13 03:49 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
With that spidey metabolism I'm sure you wouldn't get light on your feet.
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2018-11-13 03:50 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
I did once, but it took a lot.
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2018-11-13 03:53 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
Well, we'll discover that together.
The preference. Not the upper limits. I don't condone binge drinking.
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2018-11-13 04:02 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
Anymore.
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2018-11-13 04:04 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
Indeed.
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2018-11-13 04:10 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
Can you really pee in the Iron Man suit?
The news always uses this embarrassing photo of me leaving a Porta Potty. I wish I could just take photos of myself so they'd stop using that picture.
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2018-11-13 04:16 am (UTC)
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st_arkravinghazelnut
We don't talk about that.
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2018-11-13 04:23 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
I've done stupid things as Spider-Man, too.
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2018-11-13 04:25 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
You remember that night you fished me out of the lake?
Ned told everyone that I knew Spider-Man during gym class one day and this guy, Flash, said that I should invite Spider-Man to Liz's party.
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2018-11-13 04:27 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
I was really ticked off at Ned for saying that because everyone already gave me a hard time over the meeting Iron Man thing.
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2018-11-13 04:28 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
Ned wanted me to show up as Spider-Man to show up Flash and give him fist bump or something. Neither one of us is really popular and I think Ned's more self-conscious about it than I am.
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2018-11-13 04:30 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
I tell Ned I'm not going to do it.
We show up at the party and Flash is DJing and the second he sees me he starts making fun of me. Over the speakers so everyone can hear it.
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2018-11-13 04:32 am (UTC)
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st_arkintern
He's always calling me Penis Parker.
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Date: 2018-11-13 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 03:02 am (UTC)I never really thought that was going to happen.
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Date: 2018-11-13 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 03:19 am (UTC)Next up: making The Tender Knob. It's a nice autumn drink.
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Date: 2018-11-13 03:27 am (UTC)Or the Dirty Orgasm.
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Date: 2018-11-13 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 03:41 am (UTC)What's your preference? Beer? Straight spirits? Wine?
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Date: 2018-11-13 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 03:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 03:53 am (UTC)The preference. Not the upper limits. I don't condone binge drinking.
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Date: 2018-11-13 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 04:10 am (UTC)The news always uses this embarrassing photo of me leaving a Porta Potty. I wish I could just take photos of myself so they'd stop using that picture.
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Date: 2018-11-13 04:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 04:25 am (UTC)Ned told everyone that I knew Spider-Man during gym class one day and this guy, Flash, said that I should invite Spider-Man to Liz's party.
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Date: 2018-11-13 04:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-11-13 04:30 am (UTC)We show up at the party and Flash is DJing and the second he sees me he starts making fun of me. Over the speakers so everyone can hear it.
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