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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Like you?

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, minus the trolls on Reddit.

You were really popular with the girls at Midtown, though.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

The fan mail was indicative.

I had Happy sort it.

[st_arkintern]

Did you ever respond to it?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

In a few cases. Not to any young women, though. Coordinated with Make A Wish.

[st_arkintern]

Did Happy answer the others?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Doubt it.

I'll still pick you up from school if you're worried about this scaring me off.

[st_arkintern]

I'm serious. I don't think that you're really prepared for it.

The girls at my school used to play F, Marry, Kill and you were almost always the guy they wanted to marry.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Huh. Usually it's F and Kill.

[st_arkintern]

No, they all want to F Thor.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

In that order.

[st_arkintern]

I don't wanna know.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Re: Thor: I'll accept this. At my age, I better hope I'm husband material.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, it's probably time for you to settle down.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

So where do the other Avengers fall on your rankings, eh?

[st_arkintern]

Me???????

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I won't judge.

[st_arkintern]

...

[st_arkintern]

You have to give me 3 to choose from.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

We'll go OG.

Banner/Hulk

Thor

Captain America

Go.

[st_arkintern]

I'm probably going to have to go with the girls here.

Kill Hulk
F Thor
Marry Captain America

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Kill Hulk? Even if he was Dr. Banner at the time?

[st_arkintern]

Can't I kill the Hulk without killing Dr. Banner?

Can anyone even kill the Hulk to begin with?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

No. I couldn't even so much as faze him with armor specifically made to faze him.

All I'm saying is Banner is perfectly good marriage material. But that's me.

[st_arkintern]

What about Thor and Captain America?