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[st_arkintern]

Yeah. I think it's still gonna be hard for her, though.

We talked a little about our parents, though. I don't know if it helped at all, but I hope that it did.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It'll always be hard. I can speak from direct experience on this one. I'm certain you helped.

[st_arkintern]

You know, she came looking for me during the fight a few months back. It took a lot for me to convince her back to the temple.

The only thing I could think about afterwards was how you probably felt when I kept going after the Vulture.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Did you pull the "because I said so" card?

[st_arkintern]

No, I talked with her about it.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Keep up the good work.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, it'll probably be awhile before I'm a father again, though.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Right.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I'll support you even if a happy accident comes along.

[st_arkintern]

Liz and I haven't even had penetrative intercourse yet.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Is that what you kids are calling it now?

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, thanks to those Captain America PSAs.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I'll go congratulate him for the falling adolescent birth rates.

[st_arkintern]

Really?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I'm sure he'll be proud.

[st_arkintern]

Would he?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yeah. I always knew he was determined to make the world less sexy.

[st_arkintern]

There's nothing unsexy about sex education.

He even says that during one of the PSAs.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Pretty sure the goal of those is to inform, not excite.

Or it could be having the opposite effect with the same outcome if your FMK games are anything to go by. Cap is just raising the bar to a height no one can hope to match. I'd accept either explanation.

[st_arkintern]

There's plenty of jerks out there with partners already. I think everyone already knows Cap is out of their league.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

He's also single. As far as I know. Might keep hope alive for some folks.

[st_arkintern]

I don't think him being unavailable would change many people's minds.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Did Cap ever put out a PSA about the dangers of contrarianism?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Just asking.