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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Did you pull the "because I said so" card?

[st_arkintern]

No, I talked with her about it.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Keep up the good work.

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, it'll probably be awhile before I'm a father again, though.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Right.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I'll support you even if a happy accident comes along.

[st_arkintern]

Liz and I haven't even had penetrative intercourse yet.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Is that what you kids are calling it now?

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, thanks to those Captain America PSAs.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I'll go congratulate him for the falling adolescent birth rates.

[st_arkintern]

Really?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I'm sure he'll be proud.

[st_arkintern]

Would he?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yeah. I always knew he was determined to make the world less sexy.

[st_arkintern]

There's nothing unsexy about sex education.

He even says that during one of the PSAs.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Pretty sure the goal of those is to inform, not excite.

Or it could be having the opposite effect with the same outcome if your FMK games are anything to go by. Cap is just raising the bar to a height no one can hope to match. I'd accept either explanation.

[st_arkintern]

There's plenty of jerks out there with partners already. I think everyone already knows Cap is out of their league.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

He's also single. As far as I know. Might keep hope alive for some folks.

[st_arkintern]

I don't think him being unavailable would change many people's minds.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Did Cap ever put out a PSA about the dangers of contrarianism?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Just asking.

[st_arkintern]

Very funny, Dad.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

On that topic--wanna know Cap's favorite holiday?

[st_arkintern]

4th of July?