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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

What can I say? Love and marriage, going together like a horse and carriage.

Also, ask. That's it.

[st_arkintern]

Shouldn't Christmas presents be a surprise, though? This is our first Christmas together as a couple and I really want it to be special.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Then ask Maria.

[st_arkintern]

Maria's scary.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Pete do you know what happened when I got Pep a make-up gift without asking first?

[st_arkintern]

What?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I got her a box of strawberries.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

She was allergic.

Got tossed out of my own building.

[st_arkintern]

You didn't know she was allergic?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Never asked.

[st_arkintern]

Didn't you guys know one another for like 20 years?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

You know what I wasn't big on doing for most of those? Asking questions.

[st_arkintern]

Why didn't you ask questions?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Because I didn't care enough to.

[st_arkintern]

Do you ask people questions now?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yes. Do you?

[st_arkintern]

I mean, I'm asking questions right now, right?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Indeeeeeed.

Now go ask Liz.

[st_arkintern]

Okay, I will.

Did you have anything you want for Christmas?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Peace and goodwill towards men.

[st_arkintern]

Something I can actually give.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Your holly jolly attitude?

I mean it. Seeing you kids happy makes me happy.

[st_arkintern]

Okay.

Do you remember what kind of jewelry was popular for teenagers in the early 00s?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Ying Yangs symbols on everything, rainbow plastic chokers, ankle bracelets.

Oh, and slap bracelets.