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[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I was abducted by terrorists and forced to build weapons in a cave. Iron Man'd my way out. Cave-shaped things aren't that nostalgic.

[st_arkintern]

I'm sorry.

I remember watching your press conference with my mom and dad, though. I didn't remember anything about it except you were eating a hamburger and you said I am Iron Man and everyone freaked out. I re-watched it after you came to our apartment the first time.

[st_arkintern]

And Mr. Stark, if you ever need to talk about it, let me know.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It's in my biography, Pete. Best-seller. Don't worry about it.

I stay in my buddy's room when I actually want to sleep. It works out.

[st_arkintern]

That's really nice of them. I know Alec lives one room over, but I really miss having Ned sleep over.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Ned. Cute kid. Hacks with the best of them. Overrode my Training Wheels protocol. Introduce me sometime.

[st_arkintern]

I will when we get back.

He's kinda my guy in the chair. He helped me when we were tracking down the Vulture.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Wow.

Related: I won't stop you when it comes to supervillainy as long as we agree to communicate about it, yeah?

[st_arkintern]

Should I call you in the middle of it? Or is afterwards fine?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Tell Karen to call me the moment it hits the fan. Your mouth and your legs have the capability to work in unison, right?

[st_arkintern]

Yeah, but you don't have to treat me like I'm dumb. It was just a question.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Quips don't carry well over text/magical...journal...messaging. All good-natured, Pete.

Let me try again: Please call me when something super-villain level goes awry. This will enable to assess how much assistance you may or may not need.

[st_arkintern]

Okay, I will.

We should come up with a code word, though.

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Such as? "Alas, Babylon" for impending disaster?

[st_arkintern]

No, like what if I'm being held hostage by some bad guys or something? And I need to let you know but I can't exactly go help?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Oh, that. Yeah there's a protocol for that.

[st_arkintern]

Were you going to tell me about this protocol??

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I did.

Well, you in the future. So I'm telling you again for the first time.

[st_arkintern]

What do I need to initiate protocol?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Yourself in a hostage scenario, something you may or may not be conscious for. Karen's a smart gal.

[st_arkintern]

When Karen records does she send everything back to you?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It's stored for potential viewing. I don't have your life on livestream, I've got my own.

[st_arkintern]

How do you decide what to view?

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

If someone or something gives me a reason to be concerned.

[st_arkintern]

There's nothing to be concerned about.

If you wanted to, you could watch me fighting the bone dragon, though.